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The Lac des Quinze is a freshwater body extending into the municipalities of Moffet, Laverlochère-Angliers, Latulipe-et-Gaboury, Quebec, Guérin, and Rémigny in the Témiscamingue (RCM), in the Abitibi-Témiscamingue administrative region, in Quebec, in Canada.
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The Transnet Freight Rail Class 15E of 2010 is a South African electric locomotive.
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